I live in Central Florida, which is a different world from coastal Florida. Coastal Florida is inhabited mostly by Yankee transplants and has beautiful beaches, pricey real estate, and billboards advertising sinkhole insurance. True cracker Florida extends down the center of the state, where they know how to catch, cook and eat gators, can fix anything with bailing wire and duct tape and address women as “Mam.”
You may have heard of Florida Man from headlines like “Florida Man Takes a Live Gator on His Beer Run.” Here are some Florida Man headlines:
Florida Man Denies Syringes Found in Rectum Are His
Florida Man Chews Up Police Car Seat After Cocaine Arrest
Florida Man Threatens to Kill Man With ‘Kindness,’ Uses Machete Named ‘Kindness’
Florida Man Accused of Luring Kids Tells Cops He Can’t Recall As He ‘Drinks 18-20 Beers’ Before Talking to Children
Florida Man, Woman Run Over By Patrol Car While Lying in Road to Watch Eclipse
Florida Man Learns Hard Way He Stole Laxatives, Not Opioids
Florida Man Accused of Robbing Chinese Restaurant at Finger Point
Florida Man Caught on Camera Licking Doorbell
Florida Man Who Allegedly Threatened Family with Coldplay Lyrics Ends Standoff After SWAT Promises Him Pizza
Florida Man, the World’s Worst Superhero.
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