5 Stages of a Migraine

Je' Czaja aka Granny Savage

I woke up with a migraine, so you weren’t expecting a coherent blog post, were you? Sorry.

The 5 Stages of a Migraine:

1. Ugh…Advil
2. Could this be fatal?
3. I certainly hope so
4. ZZZZ
5. Hangover

My friend Tracy said I left out the throwing-up stage, but that’s 1.5 “Please don’t let me throw up this Advil-I’m trying to make it to stage 4.”

I’m in stage five 5 and feel like I’ve lost about 50 IQ points somewhere.

Black rain frog
Black rain frog

 

But tomorrow! Tomorrow I will no loner be a black rain frog like today; I will be a dancing tree frog.

Tomorrow.

 

 

 

 

We knew they could sing, but did we know they could dance?
We knew they could sing, but did we know they could dance?

Published by Je' Czaja aka Granny Savage

Je' is a writer, artist, and stand up philosopher. She founded and directed two non-profit organizations for disadvantaged children and their families, served as a missionary for three years, is the author of several books and teaches art. Twitter: @jeczaja FB: https://www.facebook.com/grannysavage Amazon Author page: http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00IU4RWKE

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