So here’s a great idea: Machine to Separate Truth from Caca in News Stories

Je' Czaja aka Granny Savage

I have come up with an invention for grinding the truth from the caca in news stories: The Truth Grinder. It comes with 5 blades and when you run a story through it, the truth bits come out the shoot and the Caca de Toro (Italian for BS) comes out the tube.

 

Insert story, grind out truth (or caca)
Insert story, grind out truth (or caca)

 

I have more hope for this invention than my People Pellets (like bags of dog food, only for people) and my 3rd Amendment Tshirts (Keep your friggin’ troops out of my house!” I guess some Amendments are more popular than others.

Oh, and added bonus: You can compost the Caca de Toro and grow nice things in your garden.

Recycle
Recycle
Tada-finally a use for news waste
Tada-finally a use for news waste

Published by Je' Czaja aka Granny Savage

Je' is a writer, artist, and stand up philosopher. She founded and directed two non-profit organizations for disadvantaged children and their families, served as a missionary for three years, is the author of several books and teaches art. Twitter: @jeczaja FB: https://www.facebook.com/grannysavage Amazon Author page: http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00IU4RWKE

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